Jokin' Around

I have a few jokes I want to share:

1. FLASH FLOOD WARNING FOR PITTSBURGH AND SURROUNDING AREAS! There are warnings in place for inhabitants of this city to evacuate because of the flood waters. Scientists have found the probable cause: Steelers Fans crying after the Ravens beat the Steelers on Saturday, January 15, 2011. Expect the waters to wash in around 7-8 o' clock.
2. Michael Vick, Ray Lewis, and Ben Rothlisburger are trekking up Mount Everest, arguing who likes their own team more. Vick was first. "This is for the Eagles!" he cries, throwing himself off the mountain. Ray then declares, "This is for everyone!" and pitches Ben Rothlisburger off the mountain.
3. On the first day of school, a second grade teacher tells her new class she is a Steelers fan. She then asks if anyone else is a Steelers fan. Everyone raises their hands except for one little girl. "Honey, who do you like then?" asks the teacher. "The Ravens because my mommy and daddy like them," says the girl. "What if your dad is a moron and your mom is an idiot?" the teacher said. The girl thought a moment, then replied, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."
4. On the first day of school, a second grade teacher tells her new class she is a Steelers fan. The kids run screaming out of the classroom.

I got all of these jokes from my mum, her facebook friends, and my sister.

P.S. I don't like the Steelers.

P.P.S. At all.

Today was Awesome

Today school was three hours late due to snow. Or more like powdered sugar. Anyway, Geoffrey Osten came and we had a blast playing Gran Turismo 5. We also had our cluster concert. We ate and hung out in the Pit at Marriots Ridge High School.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year everyone! Last night we watched Dick Clark countdown to 2011. Happy 1/1/11! I went outside and banged a pot with a wooden spoon, and the spoon broke! I wish you all a prosperous new year!

Merry Christmas

My weekend has been great! First I won the classroom spelling bee (going for the repeat school champ!) , then I got the part of the Cowardly Lion in our play, the Wizard of Oz. Then, I learned that I had the highest grade in my class, 100%, on our social studies test, which I didn't even study for! Then, still on Thursday, we went to New York on an Amtrack train and stayed at the Sheraton, almost right on Times Square. We saw the sights like the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center, the Empire State Building, and several other places. I finished up Christmas shopping at F.A.O. Schwartz, and had fun with my 13 year-old aunt, yes, 13, Sonna, and Saachi Foi.

Ravens vs. Steelers

I have purple text in honor of the Ravens (8-3) against the Steelers (8-3). Ugh! The Ravens are looking for a third straight playoff berth, but they have a chance to win the division if they win today. I have tickets to the Sunday Night Game! GO RAVENS!

12/1

Hi! I had a good day, and hopefully I will be accepted into the mysterious Bloodhounds. Ms. Fawcett CEU! Here comes December! Give comments more often, please!

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Just watching Avatar. Awesomeness!! :-)

Phil Lee is coming to school, so it's a really big deal for my Type III Investigation.